You’ve been daydreaming about stepping foot into the wonderful world of water sports. You just have no idea where to begin. Hopefully, that won’t be a problem after you’re done reading this. For many people, urine is extremely taboo. The reason for this is because we’re taught from an early age to be extremely hygienic. You can enjoy piss without making a mess out of it. In fact, it’s even perfectly safe to drink piss. We’ll get to that a little later.
The first thing that you want to do is recognize that piss is messy. It is liquid after all. You’re going to want to keep this in the back of your mind when it comes time to fool around with it. How messy it is will depend on the amount of piss involved. A small amount of piss won’t be messy at all. It can be easily cleaned up or licked off of anything. Yes, we did say lick. Again, we’ll talk about that a little later.
There are two options for those of you who are worried about making a mess in bed. The first option is to buy incontinence pads to lay down. Those are pads for people who piss themselves at night time. These are typically older people or those with bladder issues. You can also find what is often referred to as puppy pads. These are pads that you lay down if you have a puppy. We all know that puppies have a tendency to piss all over the place. Either of these pads will work if you’re planning on making a slight mess.
You want to make a big time mess. Both you and your partner may be pissing up a storm. The best place to do this is in the bathtub. You can piss all over each other there without worrying about making a mess. Let the piss fly and have yourself a good time. You could also consider pissing on each other in a kiddie pool. It’s probably best to do that outside. If you’re pissing on each other outside, make sure no one can see you. That will put an end to your piss fun quite quickly.
All of this sounds great, but what you really want to do is drink piss. You’ve been wanting to taste piss your whole life. Go ahead, take a drink. You won’t get sick from drinking piss. You may want your partner to eat beets or to drink pineapple juice before drinking their piss. You may also want to avoid drinking their piss first thing in the morning. This is when piss usually has the strongest aroma and flavour. Though, that might be right up your alley if you’re a real piss lover.
There’s nothing at all wrong with wanting to be pissed on. You may even get turned on pissing all over your partner. Piss isn’t dirty and it’s not wrong to desire have a little fun with it. Just make sure that you clean up whatever mess that was made. You probably don’t want to drink piss all day long. You’ll want to keep on drinking water and other fluids. A sip or two of piss here and there won’t hurt you. People have actually been known to survive in the wild by drinking their own piss. Stop if at any point you or your partner feels uncomfortable. That’s the only reason you should abort your piss adventure.